The calendar covers an 11" x 17" glossy piece of paper. At the top is a computer-generated image of the first family in cartoon walking across a stage. The scale is all wrong; his daughters look like dwarves.
Two African-American cops approach.
"Oh no, what am I gonna get some sort of ticket or something?"
"No, today's the day ain't nobody can do no harm," says one cop. He takes three calendars.